Doctor Jokes
Santa ke hath pe la...
Santa ke hath pe lal dag pad gya

Santa – Doctor sahab macchar se mere hath pe kat liya

Doctor – Aapko pahle kabi Dengue se taklif hui hai kya ?

Santa – haa.. ek bar..

Doctor – kab ?

Santa – Bachpan me
jab teacher ne dengue ki spelling puchi thi.. 🙂

Doctor abi tak behosh hai 🙂
Ek ladki ne hadbada...
Ek ladki ne hadbadahat me phone kiya

Ladki – yaha jldi se ambulance bhej do

Operator – aapko kya hua hai ?

Ladki – Are mera nakhun tut gya hai

Operator – itni si baat ke liye aap
ambulance manga rhi hain

Ladki – are ambulance to mere boyfriend ke liye hai
use mere upar hansna nahi chahiye tha na,,,..

Operator behosh 🙂 🙂
Santa office me tha...
Santa office me tha
achanak biwi ki tabiyar khrab ho gayi..

Biwi – jldi se doctor ko phon kro

Santa (phone par) – Doctor sahab meri biwi ki tabiyat khrab hai

Doctor – bhej do unhe

Santa – kis time bheju ?

Doctor – Dophar 2 bje bhejna,,

Santa – kyu ?

Doctor – kyunki us time compounder nahi hota
me akela hota hu… 🙂

Santa behosh 🙂
Ladki preshan si do...
Ladki preshan si doctor ke paas gyi

Ladki – Doctor sahab me garmi se bhut preshan hu

Doctor – kya preshani hai aapko ?

Ladki – muje cigarette pite hue bhut jyada garmi lagti hai
ek kash piti hu fir mathe se pasina paunchti hu
dusra kash piti hu to garmi se ek kapda utar deti hu
tisra kash piti hu fir ek kapda utar deti hu

Doctor – ghabraiye mat
ye lijiye cigarette aaram se bataiye… 🙂 🙂
Santa daant nikalwa...
Santa daant nikalwane doctor ke paas gaya

Santa – Doctor sahab mere se kuch khaya piya nahi jata

Doctor – kyu ?

Santa – mere daant me kida laga hai ise nikal dijiye

Doctor – thik hai me dawai deta hu

Santa – uff is daant dard se to mar jana behat hai

Doctor – confirm btao fir usi hisab se dawai deta hu 🙂 🙂
Ek aadmi ghbraya sa...
Ek aadmi ghbraya sa apne bete ko hospital laya
Aadmi – doctor sahab mera beta behosh ho gya hai

Doctor – kyun kya hua ?

Aadmi – pata ni phle to 2 bje tak jagta tha
aaj 8 bje hi aankh band krke pada hai

Achanak beta utha—

are muje kha utha laye aaj mobile khrab hai
isliye 8 bje hi so gya tha 🙂 🙂
Santa biwi se pares...
Santa biwi se pareshan hoke doctor ke pas gya

Santa – Doctor sab me bhut dukhi hu

Doctor Banta – kya hua muje btao

Santa – meri biwi roj hotal me jati hai
khub sharab piti hai aur naye ladko ke sath aish krti hai

Doctor Banta – Ghabrao mat muje btao
kaun se hotal jati hai 🙂 🙂

Santa Behosh 🙁
Kejriwal apni maa k...
Kejriwal apni maa ko lekar doctor ke paas gaya
Doctor – kya hua mata ji ko

Kejriwal – inko hichki bhut jyada aati hai
subah sham inko hichki hi aati rhti hai

Doctor – sahab ye to aapki galti hai

Kejriwal – meri kaise ?

Doctor – delhi me jab bi kisi chiz par mahngai badhti hai
log aapki mataji ko yaad karne lagte hain 🙂 🙂
Ek aurat doctor ke ...
Ek aurat doctor ke paas gyi
Aurat – doctor sahab mere pati 3 din se bhut bimar hain

Doctor – pati ko kyu nahi layi

aurat – wo ghar ka kam kar rhe hain

doctor – me ye dawai de rha hu inhe khate hi nind aa jaygi

aurat – ye dawaiya unhe kab deni hai ?

doctor – ye unke liye nahi tumhare liye hai
chupchap kha ke so jaana pati ko aram karne dena 🙂 🙂
Hospital ke bahar e...
Hospital ke bahar ek board laga tha

Ilaj ka 500 rupee /-
baniye ka ilaj matr 10 rupye /-

Pandit – hamara ilaj itna mhanga baniye ka sasta kyu

Doctor – kyunki baniye ke ilaj me khrcha hi ni aata

Pandit – kaise ?

Doctor – koi baniya behosh ho use 1 rupya sungh deta hu wo
hosh me aajata hai 🙂 🙂
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