Doctor Jokes
jaise hee pati ghar...
jaise hee pati ghar pe lauta

patnee – aaj mere bahut jor se seene mein dard hua

pati – ophpho, doktar ko nahin dikhaaya

patnee – haan doktar ko dikhaaya tha

pati – kya bola doktar ne ?

patnee –
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doktar bola wowww 🙂 🙂
10 doktar milakar e...
10 doktar milakar ek haathee ka opareshan kar rahe the

aapareshan ke baad………

doktar – kampaundar jaldee idhar aa
kampaundar- kya hua doktar saahab

doktar – chek karo saare aujaar hain ya nahin
kuchh haathee ke pet mein to nahin chhoot gaya

kampaundar-
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aujaar to saare yaheen hain
lekin doktar sharma kaheen dikhaee nahin de rahe 🙂 🙂
champoo – doktar ...
champoo – doktar saahab kya aap bina dard
ke bhee daant nikaal sakate hain

doktar – nahin thoda dard to hoga hee

champoo – lekin main nikaal sakata hoon

doktar – vo kaise ?

champoo –
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heeheeheehee haahaahaahaahaaha 🙂 🙂
bazaar me santa ki ...
bazaar me santa ki kisi ne pithai kar di.

santa: ruk tujhe abhi batata hoon.
santa bhag kar medical store me gyaa

santa: bheya goli dena

medical wala: sar dard ya badan dard ki?

santa:
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koi bhi de de
mujhe to banduk me dalni hai 🙂 😀
medical wlaa bhi baehos 😀

लड़कियों का Makeup Jokes
लड़की – मेरे चेहरे में जलन हो रही है

डॉक्टर – आपके चेहरे का हमें एक्स रे करना पड़ेगा

लड़की – एक्स रे में क्या होता है

डॉक्टर – चेहरे की फोटो खींची जाती है

लड़की –
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5 मिनट रुको मैं मेकअप कर लूं 🙂
डॉक्टर बेहोश 🙂

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ladakee – mere chehare mein jalan ho rahee hai

doktar – aapake chehare ka hamen eks re karana padega

ladakee – eks re mein kya hota hai

doktar – chehare kee photo kheenchee jaatee hai

ladakee –
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5 minat ruko main mekap kar loon 🙂
doktar behosh 🙂
bazaar me santa ki ...
bazaar me santa ki kisi ne pithai kar di.

santa: ruk tujhe abhi batata hoon.
santa bhag kar medical store me gyaa

santa: bheya goli dena

medical wala: sar dard ya badan dard ki?

santa:
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koi bhi de de
mujhe to banduk me dalni hai 🙂 😀
medical wlaa bhi baehos 😀
Santa doctor se: ja...
Santa doctor se: jab me apni bivi ko kiss karta hu to bahut badbu aati hai.

doctor: nahi aisa to nahi ho sakta.

santa: bivi meri hai mujhe pata hai badbu aati hai.

doctor:
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lekin jab maine kiya tha to lipistic ki khushbu aa rahi thi.😂😀🤓😎😀😂
Ladki rote hue doct...
Ladki rote hue doctor ke paas pahuchi

ladki: doctor shahab mujhe thik kardo.

doctor: kya hua hai tumhe?

ladki: main 25 shaal ki ho gai hoon par mere bachhe nahi hue.

doctor: shaadi ko kitne shaal hue?

ladki: abhi meri shaani nahi hui hai.

doctor: to kambakht shaadi to kar le phle..
Bahar ek ladki jor ...
Bahar ek ladki jor se ro rhi thi
Doctor dukan ke bahar dekhne aaya

Ladki – Doctor sahab, jldi se meri bimari
sahi kar do,,

Doctor – Tumko kya bimari hai?

Ladki – me jab bhi shishe me dekhti hu
mujhe ultiya aane lagti hai

Doctor – Ye koi bimari nahi hai
teri shakl hi aisi hai… 🙂
Ek ladki badi presh...
Ek ladki badi preshan si lag rhi thi

Doctor – kya bimari hai tumko

Ladki – mera dil ka operation hua tha
tab se muje ladke acche nahi lagte

Doctor – kya accha lagta hai tumhe

Ladki – muje to ladkiya acchi lagne lagi hain
aisa kyu?

Doctor – kyunki tumhe awara ladke ka dil lagaya gaya hai 🙂 🙂
Ladki behosh 🙂
Santa bhaga hua doc...
Santa bhaga hua doctor ke paas gaya

Santa – Doctor sahab badi mushibat me fans gya hu

Doctor – Aram se baitho mujhe btao

Santa – muje aajkal nudal jaise potty aati hai..

Doctor – thik hai me check krta hu

Doctor- Sale potty karte time chaddi utar liya kar
teri chaddi me ched hain 🙂 🙂
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